Wednesday, November 17, 2021

The Infamous Cookie Heist


It had been a long and sleepless night. I lifted up my head and saw the perfection of dawn, giving light to a new day, though it would not stay perfect for very long. Out over the field of battle, where so many had fallen, the horde of evil underworld Cobblers had rallied during the night and were once again marching toward our weakened defenses.


The few of us who had survived their relentless attacks, stood firm on the ramparts, fearless and resolute. Nary a soul among the brave warriors of Snicker Doddle City, including me, didn't know who stole the chocolate chip cookies from the King of the Cobblers cookie jar, though after three days of fighting we realized he was really upset about it. Thankfully, Molly the Baker and Candle Stick Maker was able to replicate their secret chocolate chip cookie recipe. She made several batches of cookies and gave them to the Cobbler army before they attacked again. 

Snicker Doddle City was saved!

 



However, Bob, King of the Cobblers, still wanted Fred, Mayor of Snicker Doddle City, to find the person who stole the cookies. The King declared his army would not leave until the thief was apprehended. After a thorough search, by detective Doris, the cookie thief was found. It was Pete the Dirt Collector.


Pete was immediately turned over to the Cobbler police force. Two days later, a Cobbler court found him guilty and sentenced him to eat five jelly donuts every day for three hundred years while standing in a pot of hot, liquid chocolate.

 

Stealing cookies from the cookie jar is a serious crime.

 

The end.

1 comment:

  1. Pete the Dirt Collector! I suppose there could be worse punishments than having to eat five jelly donuts every day for three hundred years. Not sure about standing in the hot liquid chocolate. LOL

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