How to with Imagination

Imagination and creativity are powerful. Without either one, 

there would be no wheel or car a radio. Although, I suspect the 

first person who decided to slice bread was considered a heretic.

 

I use Neptunian logic, which is somewhat like Plutonian logic and 

proportionally equal to circular adverbs, to conduct creative 

semantics. In other words, I use my imagination to create 

pages of words I hope someone will be kind enough to read.

 

I stepped in some matter.

Does it really matter if we have matter?

 

Never mind . . . moving on.

 

There are thousands of ‘how to’ books and if everyone did exactly

what the ‘how to’ books says, the world would be a perfect place;

correct? Of course that’s correct. The people who wrote the ‘how

to’ books are now rich and all rich people are smart; correct? Of

course not.

 

But is a ‘how to’ book on imagination even possible?

Yes! It would be full of blank pages - room for plenty of 

imagination.

 

I think ‘how to’ books destroy creativity. Following a 

‘how to’ book makes us all the same. I prefer creative people 

who are always thinking outside the box. 

 

Yes, I know ‘how to’ books are supposed to help us not make

the same mistakes over and over again, but humanity keeps 

making the same mistakes despite the ‘how to’ books.

 

So, either most of us are idiots, . . . or a large portion of people

prefer to go their own way and don’t care if they make mistakes.

 

And furthermore, Blah, Blah, Blah, and Yadda, Yadda, Yadda.

 

I write blog posts because I need to dump excess information

and also because, I stare at a monitor and 4 walls for six days a 

week, doing nothing but thinking about stuff to add into a novel. 

On the seventh day, the guard turns on the computer and allows 

me to type my thoughts.

 

I am currently reading a ‘how to’ book about how to accept

people for who they are, because quite frankly, expecting people

to change is pointless, and I find it easier to simply tolerate their

lack of desire to improve themselves.

 

I have no desire to improve myself, and I hope everyone

is kind enough to tolerate my stupidity.

"I forgive you," Mr. Kafka

"What for, jimmy?"

"For being stupid, Mr. Kafka."

"What did I do that was stupid?"

"Mr. Kafka, a bread toaster cannot boil water!"

"How do you know until you try it?"

"UGH! You need professional help, Mr. Kafka."

"I know, jimmy, that's why I reading 'How to be an electrician'."

"We're going to need more candles, Mr. Kafka."

"Nah, just throw some wood on the stove and light the burners."

 Have a great imaginative day!

-jk-