James L. C. Kafka - Fiction is My Reality

Thursday, April 16, 2026

Authors - "How Independent are you?"

 

What does it mean to be an independant author?

Freedom? Write your way, not the trade way?


Well, here is the list of rules for indie authors --


See any?  No?  That's because there are no rules. 


To truly be an independant author, you march to the beat of your own drum. It's risky, of course, but if readers read your books - Bravo!


Okay, before I drive deeper into this subject, there are a few things that I need to clear up. Number one, anybody can be a writer. It's easy. You write stuff down and presto, you're a writer.

However, to be an author, especially an independant author, you have to invest in yourself. Not just money, but also time; and as we all know, time is far more precious than money.


Indie Authors Need Lots of Hugs



Now, back to the indie thing:

Want a ten page prologue or and index - Check the rules first

Want to use AI for your cover - Check the rules first

Semi- colons, commas, dashes - Check the rules first

I could go on, but you get the point? There are no rules.


That being said, some indie authors seem to forget that there are no rules for the indie. Although, a few indie authors will belittle their fellow indie brethren for the choices they make or do. Strange isn't it? 

The line I like the best - "Do whatever you want, but I would never do that." 

I'm older now, and the world of writing and being an indie author is evolving - so I must incorporate a rule -- 

Rule #1 - As an indie writer/ author - when you write, the words must be your words, your thoughts, your ideas - everything else about getting those words thoughts and ideas to the readers are fair game.

Sorry, I know, rules suck, but that one is an important one. 


Here's the rub of it; if author 'A' is selling a lot of books and they followed the one and only rule - I say Bravo! 

If Author 'B' thinks they cheated or they aren't doing it the right way - too bad - a capitalist will always seek a way to stay ahead of the game, and as an (indie) author or any other kind, sales are a good thing. 


Hackers or AI prompt authors are like processed food - sure it taste good with a few drinks or a glass of wine, but the next day, well, dare I say, no one likes diarrhea. 


Be kind to strangers, because they're strange, and scary too.


Love the one you're with!


j/k




Saturday, March 7, 2026

Book Title and the Name Below It


The title of a book, in my opinion, has an unequivocal function - be relevant to what is inside.

Picking a title is a small thing compared to the herculean task of writing a novel, but nevertheless, a vital element that should not be taken lightly. Your work will be remembered by the title and if your story is worthy enough, your name will eventually supersede the title. 

When your name is larger than the title – you’re famous!

I was a novice about such things as assigning a title to a book, and I agonized for days over each one before deciding, but in the end, I was pleased with my choices; and they are relevant to the books.


Writing a Book is Exciting


Vanguard – leading the way of the Trilogy. (It seemed like an appropriate choice.)

Warfolkan – Warrior of the Folk and defender. (Warfolkan was the name of my character  when I was playing AD&D long ago, and he is the main character of the Trilogy.)

Sagacity – profound knowledge and understanding, coupled with foresight and good judgment. (While using my old dictionary one day, and I saw the word Sagacity. I decided to use it to name a character in the story and used it as the title – a satirical name for a satirical character. (I am forever thankful that fate was on my side that day.)

As for my name on the cover below the title, ( I know it’s a famous name) which I often think confuses readers, but at this point in my novel writing career, if someone buys my books by mistake, I‘ll take the win.  

When I was growing up, I’m frequently asked if I’m related to Franz Kafka. No, I am not related to Franz Kafka, although I am big fan of his work.

I did not choose my name, nor would I ever change it, however, I did get to choose the title of the books I wrote, a challenge I pleasantly accepted.

 



Enjoy each day, speak with passion, and climb the rungs of life carefully. Wisdom and Fate walk upon the same path. Absorb the experience and learn from it.

 


“jimmy, if I were to change my name, I suppose I’d go with ‘Outrageous Awesomeness’. Mr. Awesomeness, your table is ready. Hey, Outrageous, how’s it going? Yeah, that sounds outrageously awesome!”   

“Mr. Kafka.”

“Yes?”

“Take your medication.”

“Okay.”

 

-jk-


Sunday, February 15, 2026

Broke Punctuation



After reading a brief narrative about how punctuation evolved over the years, I noticed it had an eerie similarity to the seven Ecumenical Councils.

Wikipedia Note: The first seven Ecumenical Councils, recognized by both the eastern and western branches of Chalcedonian Christianity, were convoked by Christian Roman Emperors, who also enforced the decisions of those councils within the state church of the Roman Empire. Acceptance of councils as ecumenical and authoritative varies between different Christian denominations. Disputes over Christological and other questions have led certain branches to reject some of the councils that others accepted.

The key words in the above text are enforced, acceptance, disputes, and reject. Let’s translate that to today’s world, shall we?

The Enforcers are the Literary Police whose only purpose in life is to point out mistakes. The Acceptee’s are the Readers; they like a good story and don’t dwell on disputable punctuation. The Disputers are unimaginative 12th Grade English teachers and College Professors; they know everything, just ask them. And finally the Rejecters, they're people like me; we play with punctuation like a child plays with Legos.

Out of necessity, jimmy and I convened our own Literary Ecumenical Council to determine our preferred definitions of all punctuation.


jimmy likes Semicolons



A Period means stop, start a new sentence, go pee pee, get a drink, then continue reading.

A Comma means you need to take a short breath, or perhaps, you just want to be a drama queen, and, add, an excessive, amount of, pauses.

A Semicolon is for adding extra thoughts or for specific, important stuff; or to make a crazy long sentence that takes the readers breath away; hey, you gotta exercise a little bit while reading!

A Colon is for listing things like: rum, coke, ice, and lemon; a cool refreshing drink while reading is vital.

Quotation Marks are a writer’s paradise. Inside them you can say it and spell it however you want. Quotation Marks are like Las Vegas – What happens in the quotes, stays in the quotes. Party Time!

An Exclamation Mark means you're excited about what you just wrote! More than one is redundant!!! , but fun!!!!!!

A Question Mark denotes a question or confusion. What? HUH?

Parenthesis they are a writer's VIP room. You get a peek inside the writers head. Yikes! (See Quotation Marks.)   

Dashes and Ellipses – use them for extremely . . . exciting . . . dramatic pauses, or . . . you simply want the reader to take a . . . breath. Breathing is very important. Dashes are for additional information, instead of a new sentence, or a dramatic pause. 

There you have it! Dr. jimmy says that exploiting and manipulating punctuation is a great way to relieve stress.

Note: Italicizing and Underlining mean you probably should pay attention to those words or sentences; there might be a pop-quiz about them later.


Librarians are the gatekeepers, protecting written knowledge for future generations to study, explore, and repeat mistakes.


“Mr. Kafka; did you reread Homer's Iliad last night?”

“Yes . . . yes I did, jimmy.”

“That explains it.”

“Explains what?”

“Nothing. I’ll make you a grilled cheese sandwich, and then we’ll go take a nap under the willow tree.”



                                         


“Thanks jimmy. That’s a great idea!”

-jk- 

Sept. 15th 2015

Sunday, February 8, 2026

Friday the 13th

 

Superstitions

 

Friday the 13th, a notoriously frightful day, teeming with cryptic, mysterious, and fantastical Superstitions and Adages.

 

For the record, I am not a superstitious person. (Liar) The over-analytical gene I was born with does not invite such hogwash and hooey to the party inside my head, but I do avoid black cats. 

 

Let us begin, . . . Red sky in the morning, sailors warning. Red sky at night, sailors delight.  I suppose it means smooth sailing weather is ahead. This meteorological prognostication is probably more reliable than a local weather prognosticator. However, I think it might mean, red eyes in the morning, sailors are hungover. Red eyes at night, sailors are drunk and happy!  

 

Being a casino addict, I hear this one a lot – Beginners Luck. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t begrudge anyone who is lucky enough to rake money from the casino, but if you’re a harden gambler like me, hearing someone say they won because of Beginners Luck - it's really annoying.

 

A humorous one – Rub a rabbit’s foot for good luck.  Human imagination never ceases to amaze me. So, the person who came up with this one was no doubt a very creative person. Rubbing a rabbit’s foot or even carrying one around with you, on purpose, is pure gold. I feel you; we all do what we must to get through the day!

 

Garlic keeps the Vampires at bay


Knock on wood is a classic. It is meant to preclude/circumvent/thwart something bad from happening, and if there is no wood available to knock on, a person will knock on their own head or on a friend’s head. (Humans are very silly.)

 

Opening an Umbrella Indoors is believed to be very bad, and it will bring bad luck to all those who do so. No doubt, eventually, there will be a lawsuit brought before the courts, because the umbrella manufacturers did not stamp a warning label on the Umbrella that reads – DO NOT OPEN IN DOORS, BECAUSES IT CAUSES BAD LUCK. (I want to be in the court room on that day.)

 

Finding or Having a Horseshoe will bring you good luck. I believe it is highly unlikely anyone would find a horseshoe just lying around in the street nowadays. So, if you do find one, it probably will bring you good luck. Warning: make sure you never turn it upside down, because all the luck will run out!!!

 

At the end of every Rainbow is a Pot of Gold. I have done extensive field research on this one, and my findings prove it is 100% false, dammit!

 

The Wedding Veil Protects the Bride from the Evil Eye. I did not know this one until I met my ‘Greek’ wife. Her people are from the old country, and the ‘evil eye’ is big time juju with them. When I saw her father spit on my newborn son; supposedly meant to ward off evil, she had to stop me from punching him in the face!

 

A Sailor Wearing an Earring Cannot Drown. Well, if the earring was the size of a life-preserver then I might believe this one. Interesting fact though, the reason why old-time sailors wore a gold earring was to pay for their coffin and other funeral expenses, those without one; well, they probably just got tossed into the sea.

 

That’s all for now, folks. Be careful out there today, Friday the 13th can be particularly dangerous if you’re not wearing a garlic necklace. I suggest we all stay indoors and hide under the covers.

 

-jk-  


Saturday, January 3, 2026

Meaningful Intent



Books are awake dreams that take us to far-away places.

Words and their narratives are the extensions of a writer’s vision, destined to be experienced by an eager audience. Embrace the wonder of the words you read, welcome the mysteries they provide, and delight in endless tales of the unexpected.

      Be a gentle reader.

The pages of a book are the pavement your imagination walks upon; turn them with care so others may follow in your path.

Bewilderment surrounds each chapter read, and swelling enthusiasm ignites spirited anticipation of hopeful outcomes. Plots twist. Hero’s rise. Villain's fall. And love is lost and found.

If at story's end brings a tender tear or despair of the final outcome, rejoice and be content. Conclusion of the last word read should neither be happy nor sad, a book blissfully consents you read another and another.

Only when stars cease to shine and inflamed inspiration dims will books be silenced. Until such time, the written word will forever have meaningful intent.


-jk-


On the journey taken, sometimes a memory is not enough, therefore a souvenir is a must – perhaps a book, written for all of us. 

Forever keep your books safe from harm. 



Previously Published

1/8/15 11:58 AM



Saturday, December 20, 2025

Christmas Present Miracle

 

It’s that time of the year again, when I head over to the home of the Old Man on the Porch for a Christmas Story.

 

“Hey, Old Man, I sure would like to hear one of your famous Christmas Stories.”

“I reckon I could tell you one, ‘cause I be knowing you won’t leave until I do,” he stated with a slight smile.

 

The Old Man took a deep breath, exhaled, and then commenced, . . .

 

Many years ago, there was this young boy, who went to the grocery store every day after school, rain, or shine. He would stand by the door and ask folks for the pennies in their pockets or coin purses.


Some folks obliged, others did not. On a good day he would collect between five and ten pennies. Occasionally, a person would ask him what he wanted to buy with the pennies. The boy always answered, “I want to buy my sister a present for Christmas.”


Most folks thought he was lying to con them into giving him more money, but a few would give him an extra nickel or dime.


Now, I know you’re wondering why the boy was so committed to the task of buying his sister a Christmas present. Well, truth be told, the boy, along with his mother and father live in an old two room house on the edge of town. His father worked in the coal mines and barely made enough money to feed the family. The boy’s sister, Mary, was diagnosed with incurable cancer and was in the hospital-and there was a strong chance she would not live to see another Christmas.


The Love Bear


When Mary and her brother used to walk to and from school each day, they always walk by the drug store, because in the display window, there was a large, stuffed pink bear. Mary loved seeing the bear and every day, her brother told Mary that he would buy it for her someday. Mary knew he couldn’t, but she liked imaging that he could.


Summer came and gone and Christmas was fast approaching. The boy, as he had done every day after asking for pennies at the grocery store, went by the drug store window to make sure the bear was still there, before visiting his sister.


He always told Mary he saw the bear, knowing it would make her smile.


On the day before Christmas Eve, the boy counted all the money he had collected and when he was done, he smiled – finally, he had enough to buy the bear! He hurried to the store and bought the bear.


Christmas morning, the boy, anxious to give the bear to his sister, woke up early and rushed to the hospital. When he arrived, he was surprised to see his father and mother were already there. His mother was crying and his father was talking to a priest. Mary, . . .


Now, I know what you’re thinking; you’re thinking Mary died. Quite the contrary. She was alive and sitting up in the bed, with a big smile on her face. The reason why she was smiling was because the doctor had just told her the cancer in her body was completely gone, and she was looking at her brother, Thomas, who was holding the Large Pink Bear.


I reckon some folks will tell you Mary’s amazing recovery was a Miracle, but I prefer to believe it was a brother’s love for his sister that cured her.

 


“Isn’t your name, Thomas?” I asked the Old Man.

“It is,” he replied with a smile.

 

Merry Christmas!


Love is the best present you can give.


j/k

 

  

Sunday, December 14, 2025

Here Today - Gone Tomorrow

A jolly good time was had by all. 


The elderly man eased his weary body into his old, worn-out chair, as he had done many times over the years after a long day. 

His tired eyes glanced left and right through the room that a few days ago was filled with laughter and joy. 





The memories of his six grandchildren on Christmas morning were fresh on his mind, and how they hurried around the tree, eager for their name to be called and handed the present they hoped was the one they wished for the night before Christmas  

The old man thought back to the days of his youth and Christmas morning, and how quickly the years had passed. 

But now, the room was empty of sound and outside flurries of snow filled the air. Here today, gone tomorrow, the passing of time never sleeps nor pauses. 

He closed his eyes and prayed for all to have a safe return - then a smile appeared upon his face; the reason, . . .

he saw there was one Christmas cookie on a plate on the lamp table next to his chair with a note written by his granddaughter - Merry Christmas Grand Pa.


And May God Bless All


j/k


Previously posted Dec. 29 2023

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Mysterious Santa and the Christmas Miracle

Nickel Novel


Title: The Santa Mailman


By: James L. K.

 

A Rock & Rye whiskey bottle jutted out from the pocket of the man dressed like Santa Claus, though he didn’t look anything like a traditional Santa Claus; to thin, to short, to feeble – and he was wearing sunglasses. He certainly wasn't jolly either and frequently coughed. 

He sat on a large, red throne, making him look even smaller, as he waited for the next child to sit on his lap – which was me. The pathetic looking Santa looked more like my Uncle Joe when he came to visit – dazed and slurring every word.

Santa glanced at me briefly, then motioned with a wave of his hand for me to come forward. Instantly, a cold shiver went up and down my spine. I walked towards him. He coughed. The smell of his breath was vile. In a croaky and cheerless voice, he said and asked, “Merrrry Christmas, kid. What’s your name?”


Whatcha want kid?


I answered, Carrie, and reluctantly sat on his lap. Being up close to him, I noticed an old scar on his forehead that stretched beneath his dark glasses. My eyes were rudely fixated on it when he asked, "Whatcha want, kid - for Christmas." 

I hesitated for a moment, and then in one breath, I quickly and at length, systematically, like an auctioneer, rambled off the thirty things I wanted. 

He half-heartedly chuckled and replied, “Sure kid, no problem.”

I jumped off his lap and scampered back to my mother. But that scar, that scar, I thought shaking my head. It jostled a frightful memory – something that happened two years ago.

Suddenly, I remembered. The mailman! The brave mailman, who saved me. It happened when I was walking home from school, on the road near the dried-up creek bed, the place my mother told me to avoid.

From the dense tree line, a wolf came running towards me. I was so overwhelmed with fear, my legs wouldn't move. I did the only thing my fear allowed - I screamed! 

Lucky for me, at that very moment, the mailman was driving down the road and saw what was happening. He smartly drove in between me and the wolf and jumped out, waving his arms and yelling at the wolf. Then, I heard the mailman bellow an agonizing cry of pain. I couldn't see what had happened and could only assume the worst. 

I managed to regain my legs and ran as fast as I could. After going a short distance, I looked back and saw the wolf running away. The mailman was hunched over, but thankfully still alive. I should have gone back and thanked him; I regretted that I didn't. At the time, I thought I'd surely see him again someday - I never did, until now. 

I was certain Santa Claus was the mailman who saved me, and now was my chance to finally thank him. I turned around and ran back. I wrapped my arms around him and kissed him on the cheek. “Thank You, Mailman - I mean, Santa Claus!” I joyously said.

He raised his arm and from around his neck, pulled over his head a leather string. Attached to it was a large claw. "I took care of that pesky wolf. Merry Christmas, kid." as he and handed to me.

Then with a half-smile, he responded, “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays a courier from the swift completion of their appointed rounds . . . not even a wolf.”


-jk-


Be thankful for every moment, because it might be your last.


Previously Posted Dec. 19th 2022



Friday, December 12, 2025

Mid-Winter Miracle - 9024 B.C.

 

Christmas Eve, 9024 B.C., before Christmas Eve was Christmas Eve.


Gurga was a ten-year-old boy, living in a cave with twenty-seven other relatives.


It was a bitterly cold night and near mid-dark when Gurga was roused from his slumber by an unusual sound. He arose and walked toward the cave entrance. He gazed out at the rocky landscape, covered in a thick layer of snow, wondering what the sound was that had awaken him.

It had been a particularly difficult winter for the clan – there was only enough food to feed a few, and definitely not twenty-seven. Much like any growing boy, Gurga was always hungry, but he was a kind boy and always shared some of his portions with Murga, his favorite elder.

Murga regularly told Gurga marvelous stories. He truly enjoyed them all, especially the one about when Murga was a young boy. Gurga didn’t entirely believe the story was true, but he liked it the best of all the stories Murga had told.  

Gurga, shivering, as the winter wind swept over his bare feet, was thinking about Murga’s story. It was about a man, Slava Clusa, who traveled all over the world, riding on the back of a huge, red cave bear, and would secretly deliver meat and furs to every clan in need on the eve of mid-winter without ever being seen.

Murga, when he told the story, said that he had seen Slava Clusa once. Gurga always smiled, never letting-on that he doubted Murga.  

On that cold winter night, however, Gurga sincerely hoped the story was true, because it had been a difficult winter for the clan, and he knew some of the older clan members would not survive – including Murga.

Gurga, as he stood silent outside the cave, once again he heard the unusual sound that had awakened him.

Suddenly, from around the corner, a giant of a man mysteriously appeared, riding on the back of huge, red cave bear. He smiled and jumped down. 


The Dude is Real!

A massive swirl of snow sprang up when the man’s feet hit the ground. His cosmic, silver cloak glistened like the stars in the night sky. 

Stunned and surprised, Gurga stood motionless and silent.  

The huge man grabbed a large bundle of furs and an large leather sack full of meat and fruits off the bear’s back and set them down next to Gurga. He then raised his massive hand up to his face and put an index finger to his lips and winked. He leaped back onto the bear and then in one swift move, they dashed off as quickly as they had appeared.

After they were gone, Gurga, with eyes and mouth wide open, felt surprisingly warm from head to toe.

Murga quietly walked up behind Gurga and whispered, “I see Slava Clusa has come.”

Gurga turn and looked at his old friend and excitedly replied, “I saw him!”

“Indeed, you did,” answered Murga.

“I never believed you, but I do now! I’m sorry, I doubted you,” said Gurga looking at Murga.

“No need to apologize. I tell all sorts of stories, and most of them, I just make up. Tomorrow, I’ll tell you the story about the wheel and maybe about microwave ovens.”

“Huh?” said Gurga scratching his head.

“Um, never mind, a, let’s go tell the clan of their good fortune,” suggested Murga.

“They’ll never believe us.”

“We’ll just say it was a mid-winter, MIRACLE!”

“What’s a miracle?” asked Gurga

“It’s similar to, shit happens.”

“Ah, I understand, now.”

 

Merry Christmas!



-jk-


There are those who have seen and believe, there are those who have not seen and believe, and then there are those who never believe even after it slaps them in the face. 


Faith brings hope for the world.


previously posted Dec. 23 2024


Thursday, November 20, 2025

World Greatest Malted Milk Shake Recipe


My Uncle Phil lived in Chicago (southside-1964), and when we went to visit him, he would make us malted milk shakes.

Today, I am going to share with you my secret Uncle Phil recipe. 

Yippee!

 

Basic Ingredients:

You need a regular size blender

Gallon of ice cream – Vanilla, Chocolate, etc. etc.

2 tbsp. Malted Powder or 1 box of Malted chocolate balls

2 egg whites – or if you’re lazy, throw it all in.

½ tbsp. Vanilla extract or Almond extract

1 cup of cream – optional if you use whole milk.

½ Gallon of milk – whole milk is preferred

 

Any malted powder will do. This is what I use.


Before you get started, put your serving glasses in the freezer.

(Milk shakes are more better when served in an ice-cold glass.)

 

Step 1: place in blender, 2 tbsp. Malted Powder – or 1 box of Chocolate Malted Balls,      2 egg whites, ½ tbsp. Vanilla extract, 1 cup of cream, and 1 cup of milk.

Step2: Mix ingredients for 10-20 seconds. Don’t over do it. You just want the ingredients mixed up really well before you start adding Ice Cream and more milk.

Step 3: Add a couple scopes of ice cream and a splash of milk – then blend. Continue until you get the desired thickness for you. Add- blend, add blend. (I add a lot more Ice Cream than milk)

I like really, thick shakes – thick enough for the spoon to stand on its own.

And there you have it –A Good Milk Shake.

 

Blue Blue - The G.O.A.T. of Ice Creams.



World’s Greatest Milk Shake

If’n you want to step up your game and make the W. G. M. S., well, you’re gonna need BLUE BELL Ice Cream, for sure! Pick the flavor you like and go for it.

I like cookies and cream and use whole milk. I typically make 4 full glasses. Eat one, freeze the others. Frozen Milk Shake is gooooood.

 

When the grandkids come over, I get a Gallon of Vanilla, 

add 2 tbsp. of Malt Powder and all the other ingredients, but then 

I let them add any flavor they want – chocolate cookies or 

strawberries; basically, whatever their weird little minds think of – they like to throw in a couple of their favorite candy bars.

The Grandkids also like it when I put whipped cream and sprinkles on top.

It’s a great dessert for any occasion – reading a book, watching a movie, or just cuz.

 

Wishing you all a World’s Greatest Milk Shake Thanksgiving!

 

j/k



Thursday, November 13, 2025

Reviews - Yes or No?


Full disclosure: I barely passed High School, got bad grades in English classes, and therefore it disqualifies me to legitimately critique anybody’s book.

 

I have, however, read a lot books – when I was a young lad, I read a couple of Jules Verne books and sports books (football- baseball); classics and D&D books in my 30’s; pirate and adventure books in my 40’s; I started writing a trilogy in my 50’s and only read specific styles of writing; and currently piles of indie books.

 

If I knew what I was doing, I wouldn't be doing it wrong.


Reviews:

Everybody wants a review – electricians, plumbers, car repair people, stores, and writers. A review for a waiter/ waitress is determined by the size of the tip you leave them.

Are they important?  Depends. 

If an electrician did their job in a timely manner and everything works, I write a review, so other people know that the person can be trusted or not. I believe that's important.

I have written 100’s of reviews for people who have provided a service and I am a super generous tipper.


On the other hand, I believe my current number for writing an indie book review is eight. I do rate all the ones I have read, 4-5 stars.


Why?

Indie writers are an extremely delicate class of people. One wrong word and there is a strong possibility they may never write again or worse. But there are some who can handle constructive criticism.

The are 3 main points I focus on when reading a book – pace, readability, and imagination. Readability is grammar and punctuation, and I fully expect there to be errors, but if there is an excessive amount, I might stop reading the book. Thus far I have never not finished a book. I’ve come close.

The biggest difference, I have noticed, between an indie book and a traditionally published book is pace. Indie writers are generally horrible at pace. I think the reason is because they try to hard and over think the basics.

Recently, (last night) I was reading an indie book, and I was literally screaming in my head, . . . JUST TALK TO ME! If it’s not important, why did you write it. Page filler? If you feel compelled to write page filler material, please make it interesting.


I give up, today, but tomorrow is another day.

Writers are their own worst critic – me included.


I have officially completed six books, and working on a seventh. I cringe when I reread parts of my books and pat myself on the back when I think a particular passage is good.

Of course, writers are trying their best to write a readable book.

Sadly, there are some books that are truly awesome, but will never get the notice they deserve.

 

In the beginning, I intentionally skipped what I was doing in my 20’s. I’ll spare you the details – we have four children.

 

To the people who write reviews – Thank You!  Don’t stop.

 

Have a great day reading and writing, fellow book people.

 

j/k


Wednesday, October 8, 2025

A Halloween Story

 


Mathias Prickler was a recluse and a former grave digger, who lived in a dilapidated shack, surrounded by the forest near the old Oakdale Civil War cemetery.

Home-grown gossip at Ralph’s Diner, about what happened in October, 1957, is always plentiful and a bit far-fetched. Though, the gossip has diminished some over the years, but every now and then, especially near Halloween, the stories about Mathias Prickler are reborn. Trouble is, every year those stories have become a little more inflated.

But don’t you worry none, I’ll be tellin’ you the truth about what really happened, as it was told to me. But I’ll get to that at the end.

It was early in the morning of 30 October 1957. Helen, the thirteen-year-old daughter of Mayor Ben Thomas, while playing hide-in-seek with Mary, her nine-year-old sister, unintentionally wandered near the cemetery. Upon seeing all the tombstones, Helen, a fearless girl, decided to hide behind the largest one.


I'm Scared!



Mary was relentlessly trying to find her sister but could not and was about to give up, until she too came upon the cemetery. Mary was an intelligent and clever girl for her age and immediately suspected Helen was hiding somewhere in the cemetery. “Helen! I know you’re here! I’m going to find you!” she shouted, in a mocking, melodramatic tone.

Systematically, Mary looked behind each tombstone and when she came to the largest one, she assumed that’s where her sneaky sister was hiding. Mary paused, and then flamboyantly jumped to the backside of the tombstone and screamed, “I found y-you, . . .”

Mary was instantly scared stiff. Staring. Speechless. Chills of fear raced up and down her spine. There, on the ground, behind the tombstone, . . . grass splattered with blood and a bloody arm in the midst, bearing a bracelet on the wrist. Helen’s bracelet!

When her mind and body unfettered from the catatonic state, Mary began to comprehended what her eyes were seeing. Fearing the worst, she screamed hysterically! Panic-stricken, she looked in every direction until she noticed a blood trail leading towards the forest. Her eyes followed the trail. When she looked up, Mary was struck with absolute terror. There, standing before her, was a tall, thin man holding an axe.

Mary fainted.

Thenceforward, when the girls were reported missing, a search was conducted, headed by Police Chief George Thompson. Being that Oakdale was a small town, many of the local folks pitched into help. The day passed, but the girls were nowhere to be found.

The search continued the next day.

Chief Thompson decided to pay Mathias a visit, hoping he might have seen the girls. He knew very little about Mathias and that was from his grandfather, who was the pastor of the church, next to the cemetery, before it burned down; and he warned George never to bother the old grave digger. A warning he had forgotten.

The dirt road to Mathias’ place was just wide enough for one car. When the Chief arrived, it was near dark. The smell in the air was horrific. Tattered clothes, large and small blood-soaked bones, and numerous planks of wood were scattered everywhere around the shack.

The Chief shouted, “Mathias!”

Silence, nary even a bird could be heard chirping.

He shouted again, “Mathias!”

Swish!

Chief Thompson’s head fell to the ground, followed by his body.

Later that night, six local teenagers, three boys and three girls, ventured into the cemetery to drink and tell ghost stories. After a few stories, they paired off to be alone. What transpired next was extremely gruesome. Only one of the teenagers made it back home that night – Darla. She was covered in blood when the two Oakdale deputies found her wandering aimlessly in the middle of main street. Darla was so traumatized by what happened, she was unable to speak. But shortly before she died at the age 87, she finally managed to utter a single word, and then she passed away. The word was – Beast.

Several years later, two state troopers came upon the dirt road leading to Mathias Prickler’s shack. Neither of them knew where or what it led to and decided to check it out. What they discovered was completely unexpected.

On the porch, in an old rocking chair was a skeleton, but oddly different than a distinguishable human skeleton. The skull had two small horns jutting out, the legs were longer than any normal human, and one of the long arms was missing; there was also a large axe leaning against the chair. But the strangest thing about the skeleton; it didn’t have any teeth.

Next to the skeleton were two other skeletons. They appeared to be the remains of very large dogs with ragged leather collars around their necks, and both had a bone lodged in their jaws; the troopers determined it was a human arm bone.

One of the troopers, Fred, said he was going inside the shack to investigate and told his partner, Samuel, to inform the dispatcher about what they had found and their location.

Samuel tried to make the call, but they were out of range. Samuel shouted out to Fred let him know, but he didn’t answer. He shouted again. Silence. Worried about his partner, Samuel grabbed his revolver and headed inside. What he saw was incredible and unbelievable!  

In the back of the shack was a large, swirling black hole.

Samuel, trembling, slowly took one step back, and nervously asked, “Fred, where are you?” But suddenly a long, huge claw emerged from the black hole and grabbed Samuel tightly and pulled him into the hole.

Yes, another search party was conducted, and like before, nary a hint of the two troopers whereabouts were ever found, not even their car.

Now, I suspect you might be wondering how I know all the intricate details of those tragic events. Fate or luck, I reckon.

In the fall of 2017, five days before Halloween, I was fishing on the banks of the Lazy River near Oakdale when, much to my surprise, I spotted an old woman, with one arm, wearing a frayed dress, walking straight towards me. When she got within speaking distance, she said, in a gravelly voice, “My sister ain’t found me yet, and I can’t find the bracelet my mother gave me for my birthday.”

After several prodding questions, she began telling me everything that happened to her and everything she had seen. Of course, I struggled to believe her, but I thought why would she lie about such horrible things. After she finished, I turned to grab my cell phone to call the police, but when I turned back around, she was gone. Vanished. I shouted out to her and searched the area. Nothing.

Afterwards, I sat down and wondered if I had dozed off and dreamt the whole thing. Sad part about it was, I never asked, and she never told me her name, which I inadvertently said aloud. Then, a light breeze arose and with it, an eerie whispering voice - my name is Helen.


The ghost of Helen still roams the Oakdale cemetery, waiting and hoping that someday Mary will find her.


-jk-