James L. C. Kafka - Fiction is My Reality

Monday, December 23, 2024

Mid-Winter Miracle - 9024 B.C.

 

Christmas Eve, 9024 B.C., before Christmas Eve was Christmas Eve.


Gurga was a ten-year-old boy, living in a cave with twenty-seven other relatives.


It was a bitterly cold night and near mid-dark when Gurga was roused from his slumber by an unusual sound. He arose and walked toward the cave entrance. He gazed out at the rocky landscape, covered in a thick layer of snow, wondering what the sound was that had woken him.

It had been a particularly difficult winter for the clan – there was barely enough food to feed a few, and definitely not twenty-seven. Much like any growing boy, Gurga was always hungry, but he was a kind boy and always shared some of his portions with Murga, his favorite elder.

Murga regularly told Gurga marvelous stories. He truly enjoyed them all, especially the one about when Murga was a young boy. Gurga didn’t entirely believe the story was true, but he liked it the best of all the stories Murga told.  

Gurga, shivering, as the winter wind swept over his bare feet, was thinking about Murga’s story. It was about a man, Slava Clusa, who traveled all over the world, riding on the back of a huge, red cave bear, and would secretly deliver meat and furs to every clan in need on the eve of mid-winter without ever being seen.

Murga, when he told the story, said that he had seen Slava Clusa once. Gurga always smiled, never letting-on that he doubted Murga.  

On that cold winter night, however, Gurga sincerely hoped the story was true, because it had been a difficult winter for the clan, and he knew some of the older clan members would not survive – including Murga.

Gurga, as he stood woeful and silent, he again heard the unusual sound that had awakened him.

Suddenly, from around the corner, a giant of a man mysteriously appeared, riding on the back of huge, red cave bear. He smiled and jumped down. Gurga’s eyes were wide and disbelieving.


The Dude is Real!

A massive swirl of snow sprang up when the man’s feet hit the ground. His cosmic, silver cloak glistened like the stars in the night sky. He quickly grabbed a large bundle of furs and an equally large leather sack attached to the harness on the bear’s back and set them both down next to Gurga. After, he raised his massive hand up to his face and put an index finger to his lips and winked. He leaped back onto the bear and then in one swift move, they dashed off as quickly as they had appeared.

After they were gone, Gurga, stood like a pine tree covered in snow, motionless. His eyes and mouth were wide open, but surprisingly, he felt warm and wasn’t shivering any more.

From behind him, Murga, whispered, “Slava Clusa has come.”

Gurga shook his head slightly and excitedly replied, “I saw him!”

“Indeed, you did,” answered Murga.

“I never believed you, but I do now! I’m sorry, I doubted you,” said Gurga turning and looking at Murga.

“No need to apologize. I tell all sorts of stories, and most of them, I just make up. Tomorrow, I’ll tell you the story about the wheel and maybe, microwave ovens.”

“Huh?” said Gurga scratching his head.

“Um, never mind, a, let’s go tell the clan of their good fortune,” suggested Murga.

“They’ll never believe us.”

“We’ll just say it was a mid-winter, MIRACLE!”

“What’s a miracle?” asked Gurga

“It’s similar to, shit happens.”

“Ah, I understand, now.”

 

Merry Christmas!



-jk-


There are those who have seen and believe, there are those who have not seen and believe, and then there are those who never believe even after it slaps them in the face. 


Faith brings hope for the world.


Monday, November 18, 2024

Simple Marriage Wisdom

 

                          Marriage

 

Marriage is a form of ignorant presumption; it occurs when two people with no experience, no expertise, and no ability suddenly assume they have superior expertise and ability concerning the everlasting commitment they are about to make prior to getting married. This overestimation happens because they don’t have enough knowledge about marriage to know they don’t have enough knowledge.

From the moment you are married and every morning after, the uncertainty that follows every day is an adventure filled with smiles and tears in unequal amounts and always when you least expect them.

Don’t ever attempt to contemplate the commitment of marriage you joyfully promised on your memorable day for more than five minutes. The more you think about it, the more you begin to play the crazy game of ‘What If’ every time you look at your spouse.


Bugs, Monsters, and Critters all Fear Me!


The simple truth about marriage is knowing the correct moment when to say, ‘yes or no,’ and the correct moment is never actually correct, it is merely the beginning of a long conversation that hopefully ends in a compromise.


After 45 years, 16,437 days, I am still married to the same person.


I have lived the Dunning and Kruger Effect long before they ever thought about it. Besides, calling it the Kafka Effect just doesn't have the same ring to it.


j/k