Legal Chicanery for the Clans
The untimely death of the well-known, wealthy playboy caveman, Gugal, (31) was not a shock to those who knew him. The descendants of Gugal will be seeking a legal decision by the high court of Shamans for his possessions. Gugal left behind seven ex-wives, sixteen children, twenty-two step-children and his current wife, Babs, a popular cavegirl stripper at the ‘One ‘n’ Done’ Grog Hall.
Gugal’s extraordinary cave-château in T-Rex Valley is truly magnificent and has been the pinnacle of innovative multiplicity, hosting a cornucopia of ritualistic shindigs, and it also provided shelter for his huge clan over the past 9 years.
The Gugal estate has an abundance of valuable assets: 2 obsidian tipped spears, 3 stone axes, 53 furs of numerous different animals, and fire pit. Gugal will be buried outside the cave next to his parents, his seventeen siblings, and five children. Most recently — his son, Gugal Jr., died last year; he was 16.
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| Babs Wants Justice!! |
Babs has stated openly her intentions to claim her husband’s estate in court when the Shamans assemble. Babs was quoted in the Brontosaurus Gazette, “The idea of Gugal’s cave belonging to any other family member is unthinkable. And, just last week, I was forced to defend a menacing attempt by one of his ex-wives to purloin several furs.”
In related news, the Stag Clan has filed a motion to also claim Gugal’s cave, stating that they once owned the cave, and only temporarily rented the cave to Gugal when the Stag Clan went on their annual hunting trip 9 years ago. According to the Stag Clan leader, Dalug, he said Gugal’s clan refused to move out when they returned and his clan was to few and unable to force them to leave.
The Shamans Court of Amalgamated Cave-People Human Rights will assemble on the day after the Summer Solstice Social to rule on the disposition of the estate.
Breaking News: A Large Cave Bear has been seen in the area.
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