Greetings,
Today’s
Lesson:
Things
you need to know while navigating trough the portal of life.
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| I am defeating the purpose |
Stepping on ants is the number one cause of – Oh Beast it tee
Watching
your neighbor wash their car improves your memory
Boiling
water is the path to happiness
The cure
for recurring knee-jerks is slower music
An empty
vessel is an unconscious state of mind
Emotional
fiction reduces the need to buy groceries
Burn away
calories by increasing instinctive reactions
Unthinking
the unthinkable enhances involuntary purchases
Mechanical
freedom intensifies the need for ice cream
Mindless advice
that makes no sense is tedious confusion
There is
no logical explanation for today’s lesson, but I felt the need to share my
thoughts with the world. However, it is a fine example of putting words that should
not be put together in the same sentence.
When you
force words into a sentence that don't belong there, bad things will happen, and nobody
wants to read gibberish, . . . well some people might enjoy it.
Furthermore,
I dislike spelling gibberish with a ‘G’.
I prefer jibberish, instead, and it looks more righter than gibberish.
Have a
nice day.
j/k
