Fantastical Philosophical Fiction: converting vast amounts of ordinary and phenomenal imagination into conceivable, genuine sagacity, while constantly searching for peculiar originality within the abyss of dreams.
Welcome to earth, it's for Amusement Only.
Mainstream Definition: the ideas, attitudes, or activities that are regarded as normal or
conventional; the dominant trend in opinion, fashion, or the arts.
Normal and Conventional left the
building with Elvis. In today’s ultra-diverse world, Mainstream has mutated into
a large spider web. People get stuck in the web. If you wiggle ever so slightly
in an attempt to join another group in the web . . . the big bad spider comes
and wraps you tighter. Wiggling on the web is bad and you will eventually get
Dominant (important, powerful, or
influential) Opinions are being spewed out every 5 minutes. The
talking heads love opinions. Right fielders love opinions. And we all know that
opinions are like . . .
I have opinions, but I am afraid to
express them in the ultra-diverse world.
In the Fortress of Imagination,
hermetically stored in a super-secret vault, there are thousands of stories I
wrote; none of them will ever be published. I like to reread them when I am
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make 20 more just like it.
It’s going to be another great week at the Fortress of Imagination. Stories to reread. Books to read. Rum to
drink. Pizza to eat. Dreams to dream.
This Week be a Blissful Naive Boar
or a Comfortable Burgundy Viper.
Spreading the Love to United Arab
Emirates, Ukraine, Syria, Brazil, France, Honduras, Spain, Portugal, Canada, Indonesia, and Poland.
Fiction Writers and Theoretical Physicist employ similar
techniques to persuade people into believing their fantastical tales and
What exactly is a theory?
Theory: an ideal or hypothetical set of facts,
principles, or circumstances - a hypothesis assumed for the sake of argument or
investigation - an unproved assumption.
At Joe’s Bar and Grill, we call that drunk Bullshit.
That is true.
Fiction Writers: People who use words and their imagination
to fabricate fantastic nonsense.
Theoretical Physicist: People who
use math and their imagination to fabricate theoretical nonsense.
The Big Bang Theory sounds plausible, but two important
elements are missing; what was going on before the Big Bang and why did the Big
Bang, Bang? It had nothing better to do?
Being a writer of fiction, I, of course, have a theory
about what was going on before the Big Bang and why it Banged. I also have a perfectly
believable explanation for Black Holes.
Before I present my theory, I must confess something. Trying
to comprehend what was going on before the Big Bang is the same as trying to
imagine what being dead feels like. Therefore, I utilize geometrical
imagination and specialized creativeness to rationalize my theory.
My Theory: Using the formula – Rum + Coke = i2Rsmart,
I discovered many super dimensional layers, which were inhabited by angels. The discovery allowed me to deduce that our universe was created by flatulence - an angel
farted. Angel + Pizza + Beer = Flatulence Squared, A+P+B=F2.
Black holes (space tornadoes or dimensional sanitation system,
DSS), were immediately deployed to clean up the contamination and to prevent the
volatile gas from corrupting other super dimensional layers. Black Holes are designed to redistribute angel butt gas and discharged particles.
Our universe may be 14+ billion years old, but there
are many more universes in other dimensional layers that could be older or
younger than ours. Angels fart a lot, and it is downright conceivable that they
have tainted several dimensional layers.
Believable or Absolutely Preposterous?
Or, you can choose to believe the Physicists. In the beginning there
was nothing, then there was an atom, it exploded (Big Bang), and presto, the
known universe was created.
Or, you can believe God created everything.
A definitive answer about how the universe was created
is perhaps theoretically attainable, but the miracle cherry on top
of the cosmology desert is what or who made it happen and why.
This Month, be a Happy Green Rabbit or a Contented Scarlet
Spreading the Love to Germany, Italy, Syria, Brazil,
France, Ireland, India, United Kingdom, South Africa, Poland, and Japan.