Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Silence is Noiseless

I spent the last 5 years talking to a wall and the wall never responded, thus proving that walls can’t talk. I am fully aware that perhaps the wall might not have wanted to talk to me, but I found no evidence to substantiate that possibility.

Happy New Year Wall. I will miss speaking to you this year, but don’t worry, I’ll hang a few pictures on you to keep you company.

Nope, not going out today!

I am now finally free to pursue another futile exercise of complete and utter senselessness; talking to trees. It is a project I have been looking forward to for a long time. Unfortunately, the weather outside is a horribly cold, but that will not stop me. I have a plan. I will attach a cell phone to a tree . . . no wait, that won’t work. Trees don’t know how to operate a cell phone.

Thinking . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Perhaps, it might be better to wait until the weather is warmer.

In the meantime, I suppose I could do something appallingly pathetic and enormously inconsequential . . . use my keyboard to make letters, numbers, and pictures magically appear on the computer monitor. Sounds boring, but there ain’t nothing else to do.

Logical solution for peace on earth: Dissolve all the world governments and everybody in the world has to move another country. China to Africa – Africa to Russia – Russia to South America – South America to India – India to Australia – Australia to China – Italy to England – England to Japan – Japan to Italy – France to Mexico – Mexico to Saudi Arabia – Saudi Arabia to France – Poland to Madagascar – Spain to Canada – Iran to Poland – Switzerland to Cuba - United States to Greenland – Greenland to Greece, etc. etc.

This is doable. You just have to think outside the box to solve big problems.

I don't think taking a green pill with a blue pill is working. Maybe a red pill with a glass of rum might help. List of things I need to do this week: Ask someone if I'm crazy, sleep, and talk to my coffee cup.

Be a Yellow Mellow Lion and Stare at People.

Spreading the Love to Iceland, Italy, Iran, Mexico, Cuba, Ireland, Poland, Spain, and Turkey.