Saturday, April 29, 2017

Homecoming Humor


“Welcome back from rehab, jimmy! Feeling better?”

“Thank you, Mr. Kafka. It went well, but to be honest, I’m not sure why I had to go. I wasn’t the one with the problem. I don’t hear voices in my head; I’m the voice in your head.”

“True, but I certainly didn’t want to go to rehab, so I sent you. I missed you; the other voices in my head don’t have your conversational skills.”

“I wouldn’t know nothing about that, Mr. Kafka. I never speak to them, and they never speak to me.”

“They’re nice people; I can introduce you to them if you like?”

“No thanks, I have enough on my plate already, and I surely don’t want to be sent back to rehab. I’m just happy to be home where I belong.”

“I’m happy you're back too, jimmy. So, what did they have you do while you were there?”

“They made me write down what I was feeling, despite my efforts to explain that my feelings were your feelings. And they were awfully insistent about it, otherwise that wouldn’t release me. They said it would make me feel better about myself.”

“Makes sense to me. So, what did you write down, jimmy?”

“If you don’t mind, I’d rather we not talk about it, Mr. Kafka.”

“I understand. You hungry?”

“I sure am; the food in that place was horrible!”

“How about some fried chicken?”

“That sounds great, Mr. Kafka. Um, I have a question about me going to rehab."

"What's the problem?"

"Why didn't you send one of the other voices in your head?"

"Um, a, well, we took a vote and they unanimously picked you."

"I see. How come I didn't get to vote?"

"You're not old enough to vote."

"Well played Mr. Kafka."

"Can we go now?"

"Yeah, but your paying."

"No problem, jimmy."


Better to let it out than keep it inside your head


Have A Nice Day!


Be a Grape Jelly Sandwich this week or perhaps a Green Pig!


Spreading the Love to Armenia, France, Germany, Portugal, and India. 


-jk-