James L. C. Kafka - Fiction is My Reality

Saturday, July 26, 2025

Bucket List


Bucket List: a list of things a person wants to achieve or experience before they reach a certain age.

Everyone’s bucket list is different, and I suspect they would be significantly distinct from generation to generation. 

The older you become, the Bucket List changes with each passing year, and they are things that are usually impossible.

Traveling, acquiring money, meeting someone famous, or becoming famous is probably on a lot of lists. *yawn*


My list is short, and not because I have done a great many things in my life, but it's more about the unattainable. Besides, anything on the list, short of the impossible, would simply be pointless at my age. Essentially, my bucket list is sort of like a regret list; stuff I should have done or thought to do when I was younger. If any item on my list happens, I hope it happens before I am too old to appreciate it.

 

Here is my list:

1. I would like to drive a fire truck just once. When I was in the military, I had a license to drive every vehicle they had, except one, a fire truck. (It could still happen.)

2. Speak at the UN to share my secret to the world. (Doubtful)

3. Have a backyard BBQ that lasts 2-3 weeks. (Maybe?)

4. Write something so ridiculously profound that current and future Artificial Intelligence would be incapable of defining. (You never know.)

5. Fly in a fighter jet. (We all have that one big dream.)


The first one is still doable, 2, 3, and 4 are unlikely, and 5 is a fantasy dream. The BBQ would be awesome if famous people I like attended and stayed the whole time. As for speaking at the UN, I doubt any change would come of it, but it sure would be entertaining to see everyone’s reaction.

That’s it for my list. I would have included winning the lottery, but money makes me crazy. Fame doesn’t excite me either nor does traveling around the world just to see stuff.

 

The genie in my lamp left and lives in a condo in Florida


Wisdom for the young: do what makes you happy, and it is better to act on your dreams instead of waiting for three wishes from a genie in a magic lamp.

 

Have Nice Day and be a Loving Red Cricket or a Humble Turquois Panther Next Week!



jk

Saturday, June 21, 2025

Inspiring Quotes

 

How does a writer come up with an unforgettable phrase or quote?

 

I believe it must be relevant. Relevant to the character and to the story, but it also needs to sound spontaneous. If it comes across as forced or predictable, it’s doubtful most would remember it as something remarkable or significant.  

The bad guy ‘speech’ right before he tortures or attempts to kill the hero is generally a redundant spew of blah, blah, blah B.S., we have all heard a million times. But, when Clint Eastwood, as Harry Callahan, said, “Go ahead, make my day,” it was and still is, legendary.

Formulating an ‘etched in your mind forever’ quip, quote, or statement is no doubt a difficult task. I often wonder, while reading a book, what the writer was thinking when they wrote something exceptionally significant. Did they like it at first? Did they rewrite it a hundred times? Unfortunately, only the writer knows the answers to those questions.

I mentioned the Clint Eastwood quote because we now live in a world where movie excerpts dominate our social vernacular more so than any passage from a book. Yes, it is true many memorable movie lines come from books, but when was the last time you heard a group of teenagers talking about something they read in a book? Hardly ever, I suspect. Unless, they heard it on an Audio book, thus hearing it instead of reading it.

I used to be a big movie watcher, but as I grow older, the comfort of a good book, while sitting in my soft chair, late at night, when the house is deathly silent, entertains me more than watching a movie.



“I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir,” said Alice, “because I am not myself, you see.”


Here are a few of my favorite lines. I could list a thousand more, but these 3 speak to me on a personal level. 

“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.” ― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“You're bound to get idears if you go thinkin' about stuff” ― John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

“If one plan goes wrong there is need to make another, that is all. And, as for despair — there was no room for despair in Dodd’s make-up. The regiment had taught him that he must do his duty or die in the attempt; a simple enough religion fit for his simple mind. As long as there was breath in his body or a thought in his mind he must struggle on; as long as he went on trying there was no need to meditate on success or failure. The only reward for the doing of his duty would be the knowledge that his duty was being done.” ― C.S. Forester, Rifleman Dodd

 

The best I can offer in regards to the joy I feel when reading a book is, I am alone with the author and their imagination, which I believe is a wonderful place to be.

This summer - winter, visit a book store, library, or go on-line and get a mountain of books. Reacquaint yourself with your imagination; it’s a youthful experience you won’t want to miss!

 

“It seems strange to see adults encouraging the young to hurry through the delightful adventure of youth.”

“Those who die young will never experience the pain of regrettable mistakes and haunting yesterdays.”

“Ignorance and youth are the perfect couple: a nasty curse only time and death can dispel.”

 


 -jk-